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Someday I would like to open a shoe store and call it “Buy the Shoes First!”
A couple of weeks ago, Good Friday, it was, I lucked into two pairs of shoes. The first ones I found were low slip-ons with yellow leather straps over the tops of the feet with little yellow flowers…ah fuck it. … Continue reading
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Curiosity and the Big Black Catt
Why does it cost a total of $1404 for two people to go to Las Vegas, including airfare and hotel but it costs $1586 for two people to fly to London ONTARIO and back? Something is very wrong. In the … Continue reading
In the Name of Science
Over the past few days I have rediscovered the joy of celery and peanut butter. I’m not a big celery eater but I am a big peanut butter eater and the combination makes me practically contort with joy. Aside: Who … Continue reading
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And Another Thing
How is it that panhandlers and squeegie kids get fined for trying to make a buck but the woman who leapt out at me from the shadows and said, “DO YOU READ THE GLOBE AND MAIL!” while waving the paper … Continue reading
Extra Idiot Sauce
At 2 am when the Nyquil was having the opposite of its desired (and advertised and previously experienced) effect, I had all kinds of great ideas to write about. But now it’s daytime and I don’t remember any of them. … Continue reading
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