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A concerned reader sent me this email: “I read this on your blog “then make a mad dash to get dressed, dripping water through the house and collapsing, panting, on the bed because it’s a straight uphill climb to where … Continue reading →

“Housed in an attractive console, the perfect blend of size, power and features.” Now, does this sentence describe ME? Or something else. No really, what do you think? Oh fine. This sentence was found in the Corporate Express catalogue and … Continue reading →

I really want to do up some t-shirts that say You Should See How Hard I Karaoke on the front and have a picture of a microphone on the back.

OK, what is the name of the toe next to the pinky toe? Let’s say Charles. (My horoscope says I should name things.) Charles is suffering because the pinky toe, whose real name is Edith, loves him soooooooo much she … Continue reading →

– muttering in a sing-song voice to people on the street dressed in camoflage: “I can see you! Your camo isn’t working! I can totally see you!” – squealing “puppppppy” like a demented 3 year old every time I see … Continue reading →