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No shadow no stars no moon no cars november it only believes in a pile of dead leaves and a moon that’s the color of bone no prayers for November to linger longer stick your spoon in the wall we’ll … Continue reading →

I don’t have a full time job. Haven’t since March of this year. As many people who do work have noted, every day for me is like a holiday – less so than at the beginning of my unemployment – … Continue reading →

If Chad Kroeger was a cheese, he would be Danish Esrom. This cheese is like Havarti on crystal meth. You wrap a block of Havarti in some foil and leave it in your toilet tank for three years. Then you … Continue reading →

Three lovely hits from the country of Niue! Welcome, supple readers from an island I had never heard of until today. Having a website is teaching me all the geography I was determined not to learn in school. I like … Continue reading →

One person found this page by entering “how can a guy like me keep cheese fresh” into the search engine of his choice. He must have been very disappointed.