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1. Stock up on cigarettes. At midnight, the price will go up $3 a carton. As I write this, there is no journalistic proof available, however I just heard it on the CBC and the CBC doesn’t lie. Whether or … Continue reading →

At 0200 hrs he returned, head heavy with exhaustion and eyes burning from light deprivation. His stomach growled with displeasure at its contents, yet his legs were strong enough to carry him home, bolstered by a day of disuse. At … Continue reading →

I have mentioned it before, but it bears a reminder. Margaret Cho is so smart and funny and fearless, I squirm with joy and wilt with insufficiency when I read what she writes (almost everyday!) From today’s entry: I am … Continue reading →

There are few things more terrifying than Kid Rock shrieking “Feel like making Loooooooooooove! TO YOU!” from the television. Bad Company indeed. If Kid Rock was a cheese, he would be a cheeseball. Kind of gross and ugly on the … Continue reading →

At 10:00 hrs, our intrepid hero makes his way via aged chariot from the hills of Suburbia to the ocean-side metropolis of Vancouver. He seeks a theatre. One theatre to show them all. He sends word by Duckfone at 11:00 … Continue reading →