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ORANGE!

I found this site today, it’s all orange! and the girl whose site it is got an ORANGE KITCHEN AID for Christmas. Zippee!!

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The Christmas Zit

The Disclaimer I don’t think there are enough post-Christmas poems, compared to the glut we endure before Christmas. Also, I had read every single waiting room magazine at my job. And two procedures manuals. The Christmas Zit By Cheesefairy It … Continue reading

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A tip for the revolution

If someone should ask you for the secret password, say this: The tarpitting module is not compiling in my kernel. You might get let into the bunker. Or you might get a doughnut.

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Pulpy!

Yesterday I purchased the novel GOLDEN GIRL for 49 cents: The headline above the title: “The superblonde bred for the 1980 Olympics.” From the back: “Goldine is GOLDENGIRL, a bright, beautiful, manufactured monster, bred from Nazi stud-farm stock, trained since … Continue reading

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Woe

The lesson is: if you diddledaddle too long over a blog entry, the browser window you’re working in will crash and you will have nothing to show for all your meticulous editing. 2 main points: One: Guy socks are cheaper … Continue reading

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