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You know what to do.

Posted on 1/20/2004 by cheesefairy

Women and men of the loonie left, Start yer engines! and see the bottom of the page for my new feature. the very bottom. allaway down ‘der.

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My Butt.

Posted on 1/20/2004 by cheesefairy

My butt is aching with a dull sort of grumpiness in the bones behind each cheek. My flu made me lie around for four days. Sometimes it let me sit. Sit. Lie. Sit. Lie. Sore butt. Yesterday I learned that … Continue reading →

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99 luftba..hoo..a-hoo

Posted on 1/16/2004 by cheesefairy

I have a flu that makes me feel like I’m wearing underwear made of lead.

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Gonna Rock your Body!

Posted on 1/14/2004 by cheesefairy

Wednesday is the day of new Free Will Astrology horoscopes. Mine says: Aquarian singer Justin Timberlake suffered a temporary blow to his reputation last November. Speaking to ABC-TV’s Diane Sawyer, his ex-lover Britney Spears implied that he is under-endowed in … Continue reading →

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Lookin’ for the right time to shoot my steam

Posted on 1/12/2004 by cheesefairy

I just learned that the title of the hit song by Nelly about taking all your clothhhhhhhhhhhes off is actually spelled “Hot in Herre.” I have been spelling it wrong all this time. I apologize to all you Nelly fans. … Continue reading →

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