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La La La La La La; La La La La La!

Posted on 6/11/2004 by cheesefairy

The concept of Smurfs is pretty strange, I’ve always thought. They are small and blue, all have the same last name and have incredibly uninventive vocabularies. They would suck worse than me at Scrabble. I remember watching the Smurfs when … Continue reading →

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Pretty Little Girl wit Diddy Style

Posted on 6/7/2004 by cheesefairy

See, J.Lo, you still want P. Diddy. You’re working your way back to him. You married a dancer, almost married an actor and now you’re back on the block with a fellow musician. Just call Diddy up. I’m sure he’ll … Continue reading →

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Lick my Legs, I’m On Fire!

Posted on 6/6/2004 by cheesefairy

McGriddle. Pancake sandwich with meat in the middle. Ladies & Gents we have a new award: The James Brown Crack Pipe Award. (JBCPA). Awarded to the individual or group on any given day who most exemplifies the wacked-out, jail-deserving, “are … Continue reading →

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The Milky Way has gone a little Sour

Posted on 6/5/2004 by cheesefairy

So. Either Modest Mouse has discovered melody and rhythm, or I have discovered the value in discordant music. I’ve been a hater of theirs since I heard the first shriek, years ago, with the “it’s all right all right on … Continue reading →

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I’ve been Looking so Long at these Pictures of You

Posted on 6/4/2004 by cheesefairy

The catt pretends he is a hunter. Last night he caught his biggest, juiciest prey: And he laughs with delight and anticipation for the delicious meals to come (the catt has a big freezer):

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