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From Deep within the Armpit Nation, “Shower Clean” weeps.

I don’t know why this makes me giggle so, but it does: “Contoured top specially designed for a woman’s underarm.” Maybe it’s the thought of a scientist or an engineer, having earned a degree in science or engineering, sitting in … Continue reading

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One Down!

Uuuuurbody in the house gets tipsy when Christy Clark Quits! “Ms. Clark said that her reasons are “deeply personal ones” and mostly due to her three-year-old son.” I wonder if it was when her son turned to her over his … Continue reading

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Your drunken monkey technique is no match for my laughing hyena style!

(Photo: Fred Chartrand/CP) Lifted from The pay-for-our-paper-including-the-horoscopes Globe and Mail.

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Drunken Monkey Technique

Someone explain Kung Fu movies to me. Go on, I’m listening. I’ve been sitting here on the couch for the last hour and a half, watching this ridiculous movie (which does explain a lot about “Kill Bill” to me, which … Continue reading

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So Proud!

I am pleased to report that I still know all the words to “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” by Starship.

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