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First, I think I just ate one of my own hairs. Goddamn almond butter. Second, today is Day 29 of no cheese! OK so on the weekend I had pizza and it had cheese on it but other than that, … Continue reading →

Hey, you know how when you call a company and they put you through the paces – press 1 for happy, 2 for ass, 3 for I don’t know, 7 to hear a duck quack (true! I forget the number … Continue reading →

Yesterday, the bc NDP opened up a big can of whup-ass and the bc Liberals were the deserved recipients. Look: there they are, crying in the corner of the arena like the Weepo Losers they are. Eat It, gordo. And … Continue reading →

Turns out that you can roll cheese in England. In fact, it is an extreme sport: The rules of the game are simple, you show up, you chase cheese off a cliff, you tumble for a couple hundred yards, then … Continue reading →