Author Archives: cheesefairy

Wednesday is the day of new Free Will Astrology horoscopes. Mine says: Aquarian singer Justin Timberlake suffered a temporary blow to his reputation last November. Speaking to ABC-TV’s Diane Sawyer, his ex-lover Britney Spears implied that he is under-endowed in … Continue reading →

I just learned that the title of the hit song by Nelly about taking all your clothhhhhhhhhhhes off is actually spelled “Hot in Herre.” I have been spelling it wrong all this time. I apologize to all you Nelly fans. … Continue reading →

Junior Senior is a band I heard about from Kate Sullivan’s Rock Blog. At their website, Junior Senior’s, you can watch the video for “Move Your Feet” and it has a squirrel in it. And a duck. It’s like someone … Continue reading →

Go find out your squirrel name. Then report back to me. Mine is: Acorn short of an Oak Tree.

So: Donald Trump. What’s with that hair? I say that with confidence, because I don’t want to be Donald Trump’s bum-licker like the people on “The Apprentice.” They’re all thinking it, you can practically hear them while they bow to … Continue reading →