Author Archives: cheesefairy

My catt’s breath smells like popcorn. It’s sunny outside. I love February.

Just glanced at my list of referrers. Someone found this site searching for: Chad Kroeger Sex Tapes. Are you out of your flipping mind? Don’t do that!

I just got my post-mail. One bill, one White Spot flyer, one “Mary Maxim Needlework and Crafts” magazine addressed to Occupant (wha?) and one envelope from The Bay, marked Happy Birthday! How nice! It almost is my birthday. The Bay … Continue reading →

I just realized that I bear a bit of a resemblance to Sammy Hagar. (Sammy photo courtesy of The unofficial site of The Odessa High Bronchos )

It is probably irresponsible of me to consume products simply because of their packaging. I must have wreaked all sorts of havoc with the grocery store analysts this morning when I busted free from my Potato Chip Demographic and bought … Continue reading →