Author Archives: cheesefairy

Toxic!

Posted on 3/9/2004 by cheesefairy

When I hear music that makes me bob my head like a pigeon, I don’t fight it. I listen and I love. That’s why I have a shameful heart-on for “senorita” by Justin T., “bootylicioius” by Destiny’s Child and “in … Continue reading →

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Huzzah!

Posted on 3/8/2004 by cheesefairy

I wonder how many dollars the federal Liberals (under the Right Honourable Paul Martin) paid to have this designed? Number One: Could Someone Please Make the Seventies Stop Happening? Number Two: Does it scare anyone else that they’ve adopted Gordzilla’s … Continue reading →

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Bits & Pieces

Posted on 3/7/2004 by cheesefairy

The man I married not only has a copy of “Friends and Lovers” on his computer, he is currently playing it. On purpose. His own falsetto is not as clear as it used to be. This is what happens when … Continue reading →

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OMG Im sooo glad thurr was no inturrnet when i wuz a teeneger!! lmao!

Posted on 3/3/2004 by cheesefairy

Ximmortalxfariyx has a blog too. Go. Weep for your lost adolescence. “ERRR god damn it! i really liked andre! AHH!!..well god fuck damn it!…god damn it u kno what? ima go listen 2 Incubus “I Miss You”((acoustic))..cuz im mad sad … Continue reading →

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How I want them to Wrap me in their Warm Embrace

Posted on 3/3/2004 by cheesefairy

These people have made it so that blog entries get synthesized into speech and then broadcast to the masses through internet radio. It’s enough to make me want to type JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE for six paragraphs just to hear the BBC/Steven … Continue reading →

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