Author Archives: cheesefairy

Mm. Oh yes. The warm smell of fear.

Posted on 8/5/2004 by cheesefairy

I swear, the guy on CNN just said, referring to that bastion of American intelligence, “…today at the Panicgon…” I really like PANICGON. If they don’t rename the building, maybe someone could invent a drug specifically for Anxiety Related to … Continue reading →

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Variations on Cool

Posted on 8/1/2004 by cheesefairy

I. Last night, about a block from our house, two girls were standing on the sidewalk by the side of the road. They looked to be about 12 years old. They were barefoot, wearing short shorts and itsy tank tops…and … Continue reading →

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I would totally hug you, Alton

Posted on 7/31/2004 by cheesefairy

Mr. Alton Brown has a show on the Food Network called “Good Eats.” He also writes fascinating books about food. And he has a page of rants. The following quotation comes from that page: “Is MacDonalds food bad for you? … Continue reading →

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Definitely Cheese

Posted on 7/28/2004 by cheesefairy

This morning dawned smoggy & sunny. I took my bus, with the guy at my busstop who not only says hi to me every morning but now has a girlfriend! She is very pretty. She has long, shapely legs. Today … Continue reading →

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My Bonnie lies Over the Grill of a Big Truck

Posted on 7/25/2004 by cheesefairy

This weekend, I did not do the following things: – laundry – work on my novel – get drunk – surf the ‘net – apply for school – think about my job. much. – go running – vacuum – shave … Continue reading →

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