Author Archives: cheesefairy

Somebody’s having a bad day. If my brain hurts and there is cheese in my ears, I take a few drinks and go to sleep with a tuque on.

This morning on my way to work they were handing out Coffeemate beverages outside the skytrain station. I believe the sign said: “Coffeemate: Try it once!” or something. There was a guy on those skates with bouncy soles, pogo-ing with … Continue reading →

A couple of weeks ago, Good Friday, it was, I lucked into two pairs of shoes. The first ones I found were low slip-ons with yellow leather straps over the tops of the feet with little yellow flowers…ah fuck it. … Continue reading →

Why does it cost a total of $1404 for two people to go to Las Vegas, including airfare and hotel but it costs $1586 for two people to fly to London ONTARIO and back? Something is very wrong. In the … Continue reading →

Over the past few days I have rediscovered the joy of celery and peanut butter. I’m not a big celery eater but I am a big peanut butter eater and the combination makes me practically contort with joy. Aside: Who … Continue reading →