Author Archives: cheesefairy

Top Socks

Posted on 5/5/2005 by cheesefairy

Elyse Sewell came perilously close to becoming America’s Next Top Model Cycle One Super Fantastica! But Adrianne won instead and is now on the Surreal Life while Elyse continues to model and fill her livejournal with humourous, acidic reportage. And … Continue reading →

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I Need to Tell You Somethings!

Posted on 5/2/2005 by cheesefairy

1. There are ducks. In the pool of water that decorates the building on the northwest corner of Thurlow and Melville Streets. There are two big ducks and many little ducks. Oh! The ducks. 2. It is raining. Don’t drive … Continue reading →

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Anti-Inflammatory? Thanks – I’ll have NINE.

Posted on 4/29/2005 by cheesefairy

This morning, jaunting to work, jaunty jaunty. Looked left. Hissed at 24-hours paper guy. Looked right. Growled at Metro paper girl. Ignored Dose hustler because the Dose hustlers ignore me. I’m out of their demographic. Paper box catches eye: “Jail … Continue reading →

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Now All the People Who Find this Site by Googling “Ducks Gone Bad” Won’t Be Disappointed

Posted on 4/28/2005 by cheesefairy
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What is Cheese? Baby, Don’t Hurt Me. Don’t Hurt Me. No More.

Posted on 4/23/2005 by cheesefairy

Well. When I started th’cheeseblog, it was about cheese. And I had three categories: cheese, not cheese and sort of cheese. Only the “cheese” was spelled f-r-o-m-a-g-e because I was being cute. Har. I’ve noticed over these past months that … Continue reading →

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