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Dear Lorne Mayencourt! The remix.

Dear Lorne Mayencourt, A belated congratulations on trouncing Tim Stevenson in the provincial election. Well, those 72 votes were hardly a trouncing but hey – you won! Though I was expecting great and crazy things from you, I have heard … Continue reading

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Thank you, Mr. Swain

At last, someone with some clout has said what I’ve been thinking about the Sponsorship Scandal and the resulting hoohaw about reinstating accountability throughout the goverment. Mr. Swain is quoted in a Vancouver Sun article as saying: “Two hundred and … Continue reading

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Orange is the Best

We bought some tangerines on the weekend and MAN are they good. They smell and taste like orange smelly felts! But the best part is the sticker. It says “Gaypak Murcott” and has a picture of a smiling orange. I … Continue reading

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Priceless

Sandals with socks = wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit = really fucking wrong. Sandals with socks and a suit in November = You done been smote. Now get out of my way, I’m trying to get up the … Continue reading

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A Nice Long Post About

Our New Bed. I have never slept in a bed so lovely, so soft and firm and cartoon-cloud-like. (Because if it were a real cloud I would wake up soggy and polluted every morning and it would be so much … Continue reading

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