Author Archives: cheesefairy

A Very Short Play

Posted on 2/20/2006 by cheesefairy

Four co-workers in an elevator. Co-worker B to me: Wow – you still haven’t received your new phone that you ordered 2 weeks ago? Me: Mmm, long story, blah blah, but it should come any day. I live in hope. … Continue reading →

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There Was a Full Moon Over Memphis

Posted on 2/20/2006 by cheesefairy

In 1999, the world was going to end at midnight December 31st. Saint Aardvark and I, who were in between romantic relationships at the time, (both with each other and with other people) decided to drive across North America and … Continue reading →

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One Reason People Might Not Trust The New Conservatives

Posted on 2/17/2006 by cheesefairy

Click Here. edited to add a caption; my favourite alleged line from Brokeback Mountain (which I haven’t actually seen): “I wish I knew how to quit you,”

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The Hunger, it isn’t Right.

Posted on 2/16/2006 by cheesefairy

The [smartest] babby [in the universe] has dug a tunnel bypassing my stomach and installed a sort of hamster-tube contraption which connects directly to my esophagus. When I eat, babby scoots up the tube & snatches the food right before … Continue reading →

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On The Other Hand

Posted on 2/15/2006 by cheesefairy

I really want to do up some t-shirts that say You Should See How Hard I Karaoke on the front and have a picture of a microphone on the back.

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