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Happy Midi Friday!

Here! is where all the MIDI Journey is. I know you were wondering. I recommend “Oh Sherrie” (Darren Sweeney mix) and, of course, “Don’t Stop Believin’ #3.” PS: It’s more fun if you sing along. Especially those of you with … Continue reading

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I’m Trying to Build A Birdhouse In my Soul But Someone Took My Damn Hammer. Bastard.

It occurs to me that this might be a more appropriate countdown: It’s not that people are any more annoying than usual. People are exactly the same as they were yesterday. (Useless bags of skin who talk too much without … Continue reading

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Saint Aardvark Made Me Do It

We can only fight Geddes if we learn her methods and how to use her weapons! Huzzah! I have a cold. A cold! How stupid! It’s finally spring outside, with sunshine and warmth and I have been waiting to wear … Continue reading

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Without the Internet

I might never have learned the difference between i.e and e.g. (I.e. is an abbreviation for Latin id est, “that is.” E.g. is for exempli gratia, “for the sake of example.” ) Incredible. What did people do at their office … Continue reading

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I’m Starting Up a Posse

Just LOOK at what a little harmless surfing can bring out of the woodwork. No, at least it’s not a hot dog suit. Yes, it’s a bear suit for your baby that costs One Hundred Thirty Dollars. In case there … Continue reading

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