Author Archives: cheesefairy

Overheard, in the kitchen

Posted on 5/7/2006 by cheesefairy

Saint Aardvark (on the phone with his brother): Every woman has two men. The man she’s with and Wayne Newton. Discuss.

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Kids Today!

Posted on 5/7/2006 by cheesefairy

“You could open a window for more freshness. Or you could just open your arms.” – from a commercial for Tide Special Outside Smelling Laundry Soap (or something) Not my arms, lady. I’d go with the window if I were … Continue reading →

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Here’s What I Like to See in My 32nd Week of Pregnancy

Posted on 5/4/2006 by cheesefairy

Woman gives birth to 14 lb preemie! “I was always tall for my age,” said Brandy, who is 5-foot-9. “I just think she’s going to be a big girl.” Uh, GOING TO BE? I want more info! Is there gestational … Continue reading →

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Scary Things To Say To Co-workers After Blowing your Nose Noisily for the 17th Time Today for the 11th Straight Day

Posted on 5/3/2006 by cheesefairy

1. (examine tissue closely) I just know there’s a pony in there somewhere! 2. (wave tissue at co-worker) Don’t worry, I’m totally not contagious anymore! 4. (while co-worker continues to stare, wave tissue more emphatically) Boogeda boogeda boogeda!! I love … Continue reading →

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Confrontational

Posted on 4/29/2006 by cheesefairy

There is a distant relation who emails me – albeit infrequently – terrible dirrrty jokes, warnings about the lead that might be in my lipstick, instructions for women on how to get to our cars safely, “pass this on and … Continue reading →

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