Author Archives: cheesefairy

One Month Old

Posted on 8/1/2006 by cheesefairy

…and doing his best Elvis impersonation… Trombone has been enjoying the kisses of his far-off grandparents, who are in town for 10 days. Though you cannot spoil a baby, you can spoil his mother and I am getting very used … Continue reading →

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It Goes On Your Head!

Posted on 7/23/2006 by cheesefairy

The other day we saw a confounding commercial, the entirety of which consisted of an enthusiastic woman saying, “It goes on your HEAD!” interspersed with pictures of people putting something..on..their…heads. Or thereabouts. This repeats maybe 6 times. Who knows what … Continue reading →

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I Wish This Was Fiction

Posted on 7/17/2006 by cheesefairy

Scene 1: 12:58 pm. 2.3 week old Baby sleeps. Young Mother has eaten lunch and prepares to consume 1st cup of coffee of day. Hopes coffee will make headache go away. Young Mother: Hm. Where is the remote control? I … Continue reading →

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Dispatch From Week Two

Posted on 7/11/2006 by cheesefairy

I had a nightmare. I ran into my breasts in a dark alley and they beat me up and stole all my candy, then ran laughing into the night. Havoc-wreakers! It has been a challenge to regain my balance after … Continue reading →

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But I’m Not Even Supposed to BE Here Today!

Posted on 7/5/2006 by cheesefairy

This entry written in Log Form because I have been keeping track of feedings, poop and pee in Log Form so that when the many community health professionals call me to ask how many feedings Trombone has had in the … Continue reading →

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