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Heritage Pumpkin

When you wait until the day before Halloween to buy your pumpkins? You wind up with Heritage Pumpkins, the only two left in all the mall at that. (Yes, we buy almost everything at the mall, if not the far … Continue reading

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Sweet Baby – Week 17

First the disclaimers: I have a cold. Trombone is teething like a sonofabitch (seems to get worse once a week or so). Poor Saint Aardvark is clawing at the door, he wants so badly to get the hell out of … Continue reading

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Voice

[To clarify the previous entrette, I was not attempting to portray Trombone as a pretentiouser-than-thou, port-sipping, beret-wearing dork. In re-reading I realized that might have been how it came across. He also displays hearty interest in thrashy crap-rock, the drummier … Continue reading

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Lit

I read to Trombone from Winnie the Pooh. He talked through it. I read to Trombone from The Dainty Monsters, Michael Ondaatje’s first book of poetry. He stared at me and after each poem, smiled and kicked his feet. My … Continue reading

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I Knew I was Watching for a Reason

America’s Next Top Model just redeemed itself for cycles 3 – 7 because today? The models are posing with Fabio. Stay tuned for whether there will be birds en scene.

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