{"id":858,"date":"2014-06-18T03:29:41","date_gmt":"2014-06-18T03:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=858"},"modified":"2014-06-18T03:29:41","modified_gmt":"2014-06-18T03:29:41","slug":"strawberries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=858","title":{"rendered":"Strawberries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A note on Summer Writing Club: if you are joining and you want stickers, email me torturedpotato@gmail.com (or dm on twitter @torturedpotato) your address and I will send you incentivizing stickers IN THE MAIL to put on your calendar for every week you complete. <\/p>\n<p>Also, my 15 minutes a day will not necessarily be here on the blog, I just seem to be on a bit of a roll at the moment. I COMMIT TO NOTHING <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=210\"> I REMEMBER LAST YEAR.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I once again took the kids across the street to the middle school to practise their scooter skills. Yesterday I was looking after an additional child so I felt like I should pay attention, but today it was just my two. I brought my notebook because watching children scooter is only interesting the first four times. Yay you popped a wheelie, yay you squatted down real low and scraped your toes on the cement, yay kids yay.<\/p>\n<p>After I&#8217;d written roughly one paragraph in my notebook, I noticed the scooter noise had stopped and I had their full attention. (It&#8217;s good to know this is a way to get the full attention of children.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you writing?&#8221; Eli said. &#8220;I know, a story,&#8221; he added, &#8220;but what&#8217;s it about?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He does this a lot, answers his own questions in a rush to have the right answer. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_6085.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_6085.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6085\" width=\"900\" height=\"1200\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-862\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Actually,&#8221; I said, &#8220;it&#8217;s not a story. It&#8217;s just some thoughts about strawberries.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What about them?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;About how they smell so much like strawberries,&#8221; I said. &#8220;And how I wonder if there are people who don&#8217;t know what real, fresh strawberries in season smell like, if they only know about the artificial strawberry smell, like, um,&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;..Strawberry Shortcake dolls&#8230;&#8221; Arlo suggested.<\/p>\n<p>I make them sniff my Strawberry Shortcake doll every time it turns up in the toybox at my parents&#8217; house, and each time, I marvel <em>this has smelled vaguely like strawberry scent for THIRTY YEARS you guys.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Right.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;or erasers?&#8221; Arlo said.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_6094.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_6094.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6094\" width=\"1000\" height=\"750\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-864\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes. Maybe there are older people who only know what real strawberries smell like, because Strawberry Shortcake dolls aren&#8217;t something they&#8217;ve ever seen. And maybe there are lots of younger people who compare the smell of real strawberries to strawberry candy and to them, the strawberries smell wrong.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I like candy,&#8221; Eli said. &#8220;Can you read me some of your writing?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; I said. &#8220;It&#8217;s not really ready to read out loud. It&#8217;s kind of like a journal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;OK,&#8221; he said, then, &#8220;hey watch this,&#8221; and scootered away.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_6091.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/IMG_6091.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_6091\" width=\"1067\" height=\"800\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-865\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A note on Summer Writing Club: if you are joining and you want stickers, email me torturedpotato@gmail.com (or dm on twitter @torturedpotato) your address and I will send you incentivizing stickers IN THE MAIL to put on your calendar for every week you complete. 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