{"id":597,"date":"2013-09-14T03:06:18","date_gmt":"2013-09-14T03:06:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=597"},"modified":"2013-09-14T03:06:18","modified_gmt":"2013-09-14T03:06:18","slug":"seventy-nine-sweet-relief","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=597","title":{"rendered":"Seventy-Nine &#8212; Sweet Relief"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a gift.<\/p>\n<p>We all woke up happy and mostly healthy. It was sunny, but not blisteringly hot, and there was a bit of that edgy September morning chill. I made Arlo oatmeal and Eli drank a glass of milk and I had coffee and wrote in my journal out on the porch. I had remembered to move the chair cushion last night so it wouldn&#8217;t get wet from the sprinkler that goes off every morning at four o&#8217;clock. It&#8217;s taken me all summer to remember to do that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can you play Monopoly?&#8221; Eli asked me while I was packing lunches.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m packing your lunch,&#8221; I replied.<br \/>\n&#8220;Am I going to SCHOOL TODAY?&#8221; he asked.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;ALL DAY! FINALLY!&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>Indeed.<\/p>\n<p>Also that&#8217;s as many words as he&#8217;s uttered at one time since last Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>At 8:45 we got backpacks on and walked to school. My tank top was a bit optimistic, a bit more <i>yesterday&#8217;s weather<\/i> but it was a refreshing walk. We were caught up to by the neighbour kid and his mom and we walked companionably to school, the mom and I talking about resort vacations and the kids talking about whatever they talk about. Minecraft, poop, Lego.<\/p>\n<p>The bell rang and Arlo went off to his classroom. I walked Eli to the kindergarten door and gave him a hug. &#8220;Bye,&#8221; he said. Parents were hanging around the door, peeking in the window, but I resisted the urge and walked away. Back down the hill, alone, carrying nothing but my keys.<\/p>\n<p>It was 9:05 and I had five blessed solitary hours stretched ahead of me like an empty road. This was it, the moment I&#8217;d been waiting for for five years. Five years of spending all day every day with two small children and here we are, down to none. Not even a cat to bug me. (sniff) <\/p>\n<p>I went for a run. I came home. I showered and stretched and folded some clothes and put them away. I made myself a smoothie out of a banana, some blueberries, some pineapple coconut water and the remains of my morning coffee. It tasted vaguely like a fruit mocha and was not as horrible as it might sound. I read things on the Internet. I tweeted. I went to Safeway and the liquor store and the vegetable market. I had lunch and read some more things on the Internet. I washed dishes and free-wrote for ten minutes and ate black licorice and did a load of laundry.<\/p>\n<p>I walked in a most leisurely fashion back to the school and at 2:00 the door opened and Eli came out. He pulled his spare underwear out of his backpack, put it on his head and ran around the kindergarten playground with a few other kids. Then we hung out in the big playground for a while, because the big kids didn&#8217;t get out of school until 3:00. He found a cool caterpillar and played with two boys from his class. <\/p>\n<p>After the bell, and Arlo joined us, we stayed at the school and played until nearly five o&#8217;clock. The weather returned from warm to September chill and I had trouble finding sunny spots to stand in. Two parent friends and I stood around and chatted while the kids played the kind of game you store in your head as a rebuttal for when people say kids don&#8217;t know how to play any more. Something about leaves as money and other leaves as taxes. There was robbery and tax evasion and restitution paid. <\/p>\n<p>Reluctantly, we came home, had ice cream, then dinner, then more ice cream and now I&#8217;m having beer, and I want to say Thank You Friday, for being the day I spent this whole week wishing I could have.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a gift. We all woke up happy and mostly healthy. It was sunny, but not blisteringly hot, and there was a bit of that edgy September morning chill. I made Arlo oatmeal and Eli drank a glass of milk and I had coffee and wrote in my journal out on the porch. 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