{"id":509,"date":"2013-08-13T04:21:57","date_gmt":"2013-08-13T04:21:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=509"},"modified":"2013-08-13T04:21:57","modified_gmt":"2013-08-13T04:21:57","slug":"sixty-five-things-i-saw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=509","title":{"rendered":"Sixty-Five &#8212; Things I Saw"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I take a two block walk to Safeway to buy milk. I pass a screaming infant in black stroller, hungry, freaking out, its minders chatting about frequency of screams, intent. I remember walking with baby Arlo, having to stop in the uptown park to feed him on a dirty, bird-pooped bench surrounded by old, leering men because he wouldn&#8217;t stop being hysterical and the need for him to stop being hysterical overrode my own need to not nurse my baby on a dirty, bird-pooped bench. My reward: he slept the rest of the walk home.<\/p>\n<p>An old couple on a bench, slouching against each other, their feet touching.<\/p>\n<p>Three young boys on bicycles, whipping wind behind them as they tear up the path around the park.<\/p>\n<p>Teenage girls doing soccer drills, stepping like show horses around cones, passing the ball. Their pony-tails swish just like actual pony&#8217;s tails.<\/p>\n<p>The air smells like barbecued things, lavender, cigarette and marijuana smoke. It&#8217;s the still, warm air of a summer evening before the sun goes down.<\/p>\n<p>Two men do synchronized lunge-squats across the field, drop to their fists and do push-ups, then alternate squats&#8211;one up, one down, so they resemble those pop-up toys the kids used to play with.<\/p>\n<p>A man and his dog, one of them bored, the other thrilled. A man and his gangly middle-school son. The son has a basketball, the man is distracted. A car pulls up and parks, the driver talks on the phone, blows smoke out his window, the engine is still running, the stereo is playing. <\/p>\n<p>An SUV the size of a tank drives by, the small driver has big sunglasses and holds an iPhone aloft. <\/p>\n<p>A different baby is taken out of its stroller, its screams muffled against an adult&#8217;s shoulder. <\/p>\n<p>Milk, limes, cross the street again, around the park again, there are boys playing basketball, girls lying on the grass, knees bent, talking and texting, and then I&#8217;m home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I take a two block walk to Safeway to buy milk. I pass a screaming infant in black stroller, hungry, freaking out, its minders chatting about frequency of screams, intent. I remember walking with baby Arlo, having to stop in the uptown park to feed him on a dirty, bird-pooped bench surrounded by old, leering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,48,69],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-awesome","tag-people-are-people","tag-summertime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":510,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions\/510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}