{"id":353,"date":"2013-06-29T03:13:32","date_gmt":"2013-06-29T03:13:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=353"},"modified":"2013-06-29T03:13:32","modified_gmt":"2013-06-29T03:13:32","slug":"thirty-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=353","title":{"rendered":"Thirty-One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe you thought I was joking yesterday when I said I would take pictures of my water bottle. Well, friends, I spent the whole day with the kids and their <i>moods<\/i>and I need to go drink some medicinal wine on the couch. Yes, you really do get to see pictures of my water bottle! Lucky.<\/p>\n<p>Last year I was at the dollar store with Eli, looking for something, probably a notebook or paper bags or a plastic shovel. From the corner of my eye, I saw metal water bottles for $2. &#8220;Joint venture between <a href=\"http:\/\/threadless.com\"> Threadless <\/a>and Thermos,&#8221; the sticker said. I was intrigued. I picked one up and I was instantly in love. On one side it read:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_355\" style=\"width: 1610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IMG_0195.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-355\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IMG_0195.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;I&#039;m a huge metal fan!&quot; \" width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" class=\"size-full wp-image-355\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-355\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;I&#8217;m a huge metal fan!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>and on the other: <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_356\" style=\"width: 1610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IMG_0196.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-356\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/IMG_0196.jpg\" alt=\"&quot;Me too!&quot;\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1200\" class=\"size-full wp-image-356\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-356\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Me too!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>And only two bucks! I would have paid at least five.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe you thought I was joking yesterday when I said I would take pictures of my water bottle. Well, friends, I spent the whole day with the kids and their moodsand I need to go drink some medicinal wine on the couch. Yes, you really do get to see pictures of my water bottle! Lucky. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,65,20],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-awesome","tag-deep-love","tag-shopping"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":361,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}