{"id":341,"date":"2013-06-28T02:55:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-28T02:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=341"},"modified":"2013-06-28T02:55:34","modified_gmt":"2013-06-28T02:55:34","slug":"thirty-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=341","title":{"rendered":"Thirty — Summer!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Prompt two for Bring Back the Words:<\/a> “What is your quintessential summer supply list?”<\/p>\n

Today was the last day of school for Arlo. Technically it was only 2 1\/2 hours of school. We all stood around outside the school at 11:30 going ‘what do we do now? Do we go home? And? Then? What?’ It was raining, so that didn’t help. <\/p>\n

Hopefully it all comes back to me. <\/p>\n

Must haves for summer:<\/p>\n

– Umbrella and rain boots (ba dump!)
\n– Internet connection
\n– Library card
\n– Lip balm
\n– Hat (ball-cap style)
\n– Spare hat (full straw style, in case it gets really hot)
\n– Sunglasses (must be new every season because I wreck sunglasses. Yes, if I bought a good pair I *might* take better care of them, but then again I might not and then I might end up wrecking expensive sunglasses)
\n– Sunscreen — whatever’s handy. 30 spf for my face all year ’round and whatever doesn’t smell like coconuts for the rest of my body.
\n– Children’s sunscreen — the spray-on kind, not too smelly, not too cold, not too sticky you get the idea.
\n– A big bag to put all the stuff in
\n– Purse in which to carry the stuff I don’t want the children to find (secret chocolate, my phone, etc)
\n– I suppose I should check the status of my bathing suits as I have a tendency to buy halves of two pieces when I see them for cheap and then end up with yellow bottoms and black and white tops. I know! Travesty!
\n– Sandals. I only wear one pair but I own three. Last year I was looking for the perfect sandals, despaired of ever finding them, bought two cheap pairs instead and THEN found the perfect ones. #lesson
\n– 400 five-dollar t-shirts, two of which start the summer white
\n– Bubbles for the children to blow
\n– Water bottle. Have you guys seen my new (late summer 2012) water bottle? I’ll take a picture of it for you tomorrow.
\n– Tea tree oil for all my itchy spots, not that we have mosquitoes here, I am just itchy a lot
\n– Heel file because my heels are made of coral. They’re so hard and mean they held up a gas station last week, just for free twizzlers. How embarrassing.
\n– Toenail polish, the brighter the better
\n– Deodorant! And hair oil goop stuff so my hair lies down a little bit each day. My hair needs its rest.
\n– Snacks! I like almonds and raisins and fruit; the children enjoy a fine assortment of crackers
\n– Tasty beer
\n– Often gin
\n– In a pinch, wine
\n– Music. Lately, the children have become obsessed with SONIC HITS the local HIT STATION that plays all THE HITS. They are starting to chafe my nards with this, actually. I turn the key in the car’s engine and the radio hasn’t even come on yet and Eli says “Is this SONIC HITS?” Are they paying you to listen? I don’t think so. Settle down, Beavis.<\/p>\n

And the sanity must-haves:<\/p>\n

– Regular showers
\n– Time to write in my journal in the morning, and a break mid-day, otherwise a full day with two children might just result in me stealing a skateboard and running for the border
\n– Exercise
\n– Sleep
\n– Several nights sitting on my porch until it’s dark, talking with Saint Aardvark
\n– Tiny vacations, even if they are just in my tiny brain.<\/p>\n

Happy, happy summer! I hope!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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