{"id":311,"date":"2013-06-19T03:16:05","date_gmt":"2013-06-19T03:16:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=311"},"modified":"2013-06-19T03:16:05","modified_gmt":"2013-06-19T03:16:05","slug":"twenty-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=311","title":{"rendered":"Twenty-Three"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like a zamboni is parked on my sinuses. They don&#8217;t hurt but they feel heavy; I can breathe but my nose feels dry and angry, and I can&#8217;t keep my eyes open. This morning I thought maybe it was the dropping barometric pressure. Forecast has been calling for rain and then moving the call for rain forward a day at a time for a week now. That sentence made little to no sense. Anyway, now it&#8217;s been a day and I think I might have the start of a cold.<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t had a cold in so long! Like, since we had the flu in late February, I haven&#8217;t been sick. I feel like this is a record of some kind. I will have to turn the little shingle on my &#8220;74 days since the last cold virus&#8221; sign. OK yes, I had nausea from the end of January until early June*, but I haven&#8217;t had a cold in forever.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll let you know how this all turns out, don&#8217;t worry. But now I have to go moan on the couch for a while.<\/p>\n<p>* the nausea has mostly cleared up but I&#8217;m still going for the ultrasound in July because if you get an appointment for an ultrasound two months after you call, you go for it. I always welcome an opportunity to see inside my body.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I feel like a zamboni is parked on my sinuses. They don&#8217;t hurt but they feel heavy; I can breathe but my nose feels dry and angry, and I can&#8217;t keep my eyes open. This morning I thought maybe it was the dropping barometric pressure. Forecast has been calling for rain and then moving the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-shes-whiny-when-shes-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":312,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions\/312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}