{"id":298,"date":"2013-06-16T04:00:31","date_gmt":"2013-06-16T04:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=298"},"modified":"2013-06-16T04:00:31","modified_gmt":"2013-06-16T04:00:31","slug":"twenty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"Twenty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I bought a VHS tape for ten cents. A VHS tape that most likely cost $19.99 when it was new. The movie? Top Gun. I first saw it in 1986, then several hundred more times in consequent years. Once, I saw it at the IMAX theatre. Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis&#8217;s sloppy kiss spit stretched metres long and we all shrank back against our seats in horror.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I was thinking about Top Gun because @bigpointguy, my father-in-law, who is staying with us, found Beverly Hills Cop 3 on Netflix and put it on. I wasn&#8217;t watching, but the tinny synthesizer music reminded me of Top Gun and I had a moment where I remembered that I didn&#8217;t own my favourite teenage movie, and another moment where I felt sad about it.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I was at a garage sale in our neighbourhood and I saw the VHS tape of Top Gun and I said, &#8220;Oh, I NEED THAT,&#8221; and Arlo said, &#8220;Well, you don&#8217;t really NEED it, do you? You just WANT it a lot?&#8221; I conceded his point and laughed politely with the woman whose house it was, who was chuckling at me being schooled by a nearly seven year old, but privately I was responding, &#8220;No, this is a case of need and if you argue with me about it I will write you out of the will.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Which I don&#8217;t have, but I should, otherwise how will they know who to leave all my important VHS tapes to when I die?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I bought a VHS tape for ten cents. A VHS tape that most likely cost $19.99 when it was new. The movie? Top Gun. I first saw it in 1986, then several hundred more times in consequent years. Once, I saw it at the IMAX theatre. Tom Cruise and Kelly McGillis&#8217;s sloppy kiss spit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,60,59,58],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-awesome","tag-cheap-like-borscht","tag-garage-sales","tag-top-gun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":299,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions\/299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}