{"id":1207,"date":"2016-02-08T05:21:13","date_gmt":"2016-02-08T05:21:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=1207"},"modified":"2016-02-08T05:21:13","modified_gmt":"2016-02-08T05:21:13","slug":"recommended-dosage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=1207","title":{"rendered":"Recommended Dosage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My month of alcohol and caffeine abstinence has ended, with curious fallout.<\/p>\n<p>Sometime mid-week between the 25th &#038; 29th of January, I had a big glass of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kombucha\"> Kombucha<\/a> at work. Kombucha, you may or may not know, is a fermented tea beverage. There is a lady at work who&#8217;s WILD about Kombucha and its health benefits and she got another lady at work hooked and then they were trying to hook a THIRD lady but that lady went home for the day and I happened to be in the kitchen so the second lady evangelist offered me some and I said, sure. I didn&#8217;t actually know what it was. I guess I trust my co-workers. She poured me a HUGE glass of the stuff and I had a sip and it was good, I guess. It was a little fizzy, quite sour. Tasted like wine. <\/p>\n<p>Hm, this tastes like wine, I said. I looked at the ingredients: tea, grape juice, yeast, bacterial culture. <\/p>\n<p>This IS wine, I said. <\/p>\n<p>But alive, and healing your gut! the lady evangelist said.<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later I was talking to someone, still sipping my beverage, and I felt that flush in the face I feel when I have alcohol. I noticed my voice sounded quite enthusiastic about whatever we were talking about. Was I DRUNK? At work? On Kombucha? Back at my desk, since I was incapable of working for the moment, I googled &#8220;can Kombucha make you drunk?&#8221; and learned that no, the alcohol level is quite low, at around 1% BUT if you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mindbodygreen.com\/0-11175\/everything-you-need-to-know-about-histamine-intolerance.html\"> have a histamine intolerance or lack the enzyme needed to neutralize histamines <\/a>you can FEEL as though you are drunk on very little alcohol indeed. (But really? That article? Lists all the food I eat all the time, to which I have no reaction at all, that I am aware of. My blood is 90% mixed nuts, for example.)<\/p>\n<p>Interesting, I thought. Histamine intolerance? Sounds legit. So that Friday I had a glass of wine, to see if I had a histamine-like reaction like the ones I&#8217;d been reading about. It was my dad&#8217;s wine, homemade from grape juice and yeast. (JUST LIKE KOMBUCHA ALMOST OMG) The wine tasted fine. I did feel itchy on my chest and chin. I got a few hives. I got tired and went to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I have a long history with random itchery. I used to get itchy spots a LOT and hadn&#8217;t really noticed they&#8217;d gone away until they came back. This is a revelation. Are they alcohol related? <\/p>\n<p>The next night I had a beer (having decided my new rule is only have alcohol on non-school nights, so Saturdays only, or Friday too if there is no class on Saturday). The beer did not make me itchy. (whew!)<\/p>\n<p>But overall, I have definitely been itchier in the past few days. Mostly around my chin and chest, my scalp, and my breasts. This morning I went for a short run and as I expected, I developed <a href=\"http:\/\/thedermblog.com\/2009\/08\/19\/can-exercise-give-you-hives\/\"> exercise hives.<\/a> This only seems to happen when I have a kind of food \/ substance (if you&#8217;re including alcohol, which I might be, now) in my body that my body doesn&#8217;t like, and the exercise activates an allergic reaction. If not alcohol, it might also be dairy (I ate a lot of pizza this weekend) but ugh, I am still itchy right now, and the polysporin lotion I bought years ago is expired. Googling itchiness just brought me to a forum on perimenopausal itching, which also fits with my current circumstance but READING about the itchiness of strangers has made me feel itchier.*<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if you are ever considering giving up coffee OR alcohol, I really recommend you do both. Without the coffee, you are so tired you don&#8217;t want the alcohol. Over time, without the alcohol, you wake up in the morning not really needing the coffee. Really. I did have half a cup of coffee this morning, my first in a month, and it tasted really good, but I didn&#8217;t dance across the kitchen singing show tunes or anything. I just did laundry like every other Sunday morning. <\/p>\n<p>* If you&#8217;re now itchy, I apologize.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My month of alcohol and caffeine abstinence has ended, with curious fallout. Sometime mid-week between the 25th &#038; 29th of January, I had a big glass of Kombucha at work. Kombucha, you may or may not know, is a fermented tea beverage. 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