{"id":1083,"date":"2015-03-26T03:03:14","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T03:03:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=1083"},"modified":"2015-03-26T03:03:14","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T03:03:14","slug":"i-am-the-taco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=1083","title":{"rendered":"I Am The Taco"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some weeks are productive and you squeeze out every last minute like a delicious lime over your taco and some weeks are more like you are the taco: easily broken, vaguely tasty, sort of cold, soaking in lime juice, about to be eaten. It&#8217;s raining and I have a cold and the train is too full and people breathe too much and I want to embrace humanity but I don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Related to my last post about days off, here is a great article about how to do it properly: <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.raptitude.com\/2015\/03\/how-to-take-a-day-off\/\"> How to Take a Day Off <\/a>. Ahh. Are we all relaxed now? <\/p>\n<p>Related to nothing much at all, except that squirrels! are great! <a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1503\/\"> here is today&#8217;s XKCD cartoon,<\/a> which you probably already saw because everyone but me reads it on the regular. However, when directed, I do greatly enjoy it. I just forget.<\/p>\n<p>Today at daycare Eli gave away all his Pokemon cards &#8212; except two &#8212; and then regretted it. <\/p>\n<p>We were driving behind a vehicle a few weeks ago and it advertised YOUNIQUE PRODUCTS (collective groan) and I kept forgetting to look it up on the Internet, but then I did. It&#8217;s makeup. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youniqueproducts.com\/richardpotvin\/business\"> Direct marketing makeup.<\/a> Younique.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s you, only &#8216;niqu-er! No?<\/p>\n<p>What else? That&#8217;s it. This taco is done. Here is a photo from Ye Olden Tymes, aka February.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/2014-12-24-160145.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/2014-12-24-160145.jpg\" alt=\"2014-12-24-160145\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1085\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some weeks are productive and you squeeze out every last minute like a delicious lime over your taco and some weeks are more like you are the taco: easily broken, vaguely tasty, sort of cold, soaking in lime juice, about to be eaten. It&#8217;s raining and I have a cold and the train is too [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,120,8,15],"class_list":["post-1083","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-fresco","tag-public-transit-is-a-blessing-and-a-curse","tag-rain-sigh","tag-shes-whiny-when-shes-sick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1083"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1088,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1083\/revisions\/1088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}