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<\/a><\/p>\nIf you’re the kids, claim all week that on the day off you will sleep in. Then get up 20 minutes later than usual. Technically, yes, sleeping in. Practically speaking, no.<\/p>\n
2. Have a leisurely breakfast eaten in courses: the yogurt course. The hashbrown course. The strawberry smoothie course. The cereal course. The other yogurt course. Actually that’s just Arlo, whose body might possibly be planning to grow a foot in the next two weeks.<\/p>\n
3. Take a long shower with no rushing.<\/p>\n
4. Wear a comfortable bra. No pinchy or binding bras on a day off.<\/p>\n
5. Consider wearing tights all day but decide on weekend jeans. Because it’s the weekend! At work we wear jeans on our non-client-related days but the jeans still need to be, you know, nice-ish jeans. Not faded, comfortable jeans. Those are weekend jeans now.<\/p>\n
6. Pin back the sides of my lengthening hair and end up with bangs? Apparently? <\/p>\n
7. Take two hours to leave the house because I keep getting distracted by the Internet, which doesn’t exist at work and which I’m too tired to catch up on after work. Looking at the Internet is like watching TV after being without one for twenty years. *Stare*. There is so much internet.<\/p>\n 8. Go out for a brief errand and buy the on-sale chips. I have lots of chips but these are the best and they’re on sale. Feel very laying-in-stock-like-an-adult about this.<\/p>\n 9. Treat the children to lunch at a fast food restaurant and watch cricket on the television while they consume, respectively, a Shamrock Shake, and a Cadbury’s Easter Creme Egg McFlurry (BARF).<\/p>\n 10. Listen to the sound of cars swooshing over rain-soaked streets. Putter. Colour. Do laundry. <\/p>\n 11. Listen to Arlo and his friend, who have not played together in a coon’s age, work together on a Perler Bead<\/a> design for a solid hour, while they discuss life, the universe, basketball, life’s ambitions, their favourite pop songs, what it was like in Waikiki (where the friend went for some of Spring Break), and other issues relevant to the 8-9 year old set. Delight in their sedate, cooperative friendship. <\/p>\n 12. Hear Uptown Funk on the radio three times. Do not mind one bit.<\/p>\n 13. Have no plan for dinner and have lots of time to ponder and get creative with what I’ve got around the house.<\/p>\n 14. Have some gin.<\/p>\n 15. Enjoy that I am having gin instead of smelling the wet feet and jackets of strangers on public transit. Pine fresh gin, it’s what’s for .. nearly-dinner.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n