{"id":1052,"date":"2015-03-08T00:38:53","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T00:38:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=1052"},"modified":"2015-03-08T00:38:53","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T00:38:53","slug":"pants-paaannnntts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/the_comeback\/?p=1052","title":{"rendered":"Pants. PAAANNNNTTS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overall I am not fussy about my appearance. Sometimes I think I am and then I meet people who spend much more time on personal grooming than I do and I realize I am quite low maintenance. This is fine if you always spend your time with small children and other parents of small children. Standards are low. (Maybe that&#8217;s why I stayed home so long? No, it isn&#8217;t.) Eventually you, I mean I, might have to go work in an office with people who dress properly and you\/I have to wear something. <\/p>\n<p>Ugh, wearing something. Not that I&#8217;d rather go to work naked because think of the germs. Also, I&#8217;m frequently cold when fully clothed so nudity in March is not for me. But figuring out what to wear vis a vis the weather, the office functions (client day or no client day), my personal style, age, and preferences, and ugh. It&#8217;s 5:45 am. Can&#8217;t I just wear my bathrobe?<\/p>\n<p>I like looking nice, by my own admittedly low standards, so I&#8217;m not going to be that person who just commits to jeans and a sweatshirt and flips the bird at the boss. And I like clothes. I like having choices of clothes to wear. I like wearing clothes that make me feel comfortable, and confident, and competent. To that end, I have been doing some shopping for pants-that-aren&#8217;t-jeans-and-made-more-recently-than-2010 and have run into a predictible pants obstacle.<\/p>\n<p>There is always something disagreeable about the year&#8217;s fashion choices and I had decided to embrace it rather than be mad at it. Approaching pants-shopping like &#8220;Wow, all these great pants!&#8221; instead of &#8220;Geez all the pants are stupid this year.&#8221; But there is a pant trend this year that involves pants stopping just above your ankle and I just can&#8217;t get behind it. Cropped pants that hit at the calf or just below the knee, OK. But pants that hit just above the ankle just look like they&#8217;re the wrong length. Maybe it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m tall and I&#8217;ve already spent many years dealing with &#8220;R&#8221; length pants that look too short and make me look ill-kitted. I&#8217;m not keen to look like I had a growth spurt at age 41.<\/p>\n<p>There are also floral pallazo pants available for purchase this season. Seriously, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.ca\/search?q=floral+palazzo+pants&#038;client=ubuntu&#038;hs=aE6&#038;channel=fs&#038;tbm=isch&#038;tbo=u&#038;source=univ&#038;sa=X&#038;ei=x5X7VOfEGNXooATWxYDwDQ&#038;ved=0CD4QsAQ&#038;biw=1301&#038;bih=673\"> a lot of them.<\/a> So maybe I *could* get away with pyjamas at work?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. Bathrobe, I think. I could be The Lady Dude. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overall I am not fussy about my appearance. Sometimes I think I am and then I meet people who spend much more time on personal grooming than I do and I realize I am quite low maintenance. This is fine if you always spend your time with small children and other parents of small children. 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