{"id":993,"date":"2008-02-10T19:34:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-11T03:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=993"},"modified":"2008-02-10T19:34:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-11T03:34:19","slug":"he-said","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=993","title":{"rendered":"He Said"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>C&#8217;mere!  Sit in the cardboard chair I made!<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Trombone sat, briefly, got up &#038; ran away.<\/p>\n<p>Saint Aardvark shook his head.  Continued whittling at the cardboard chair with his Leatherman of Doom.  Reached a satisfactory point, I guess.  Put the knife away and presented the chair with a flourish.<\/p>\n<p><i>There!<\/i> he pronounced.  <i>I MAKE THINGS.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Whaddaya want, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.makezine.com\/\"> your own magazine?<\/a><\/i> I said.  <i>I guess they could call it: &#8220;Saint Aardvark.  He Makes Things.&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>It is pretty cool, though.  Trombone calls it his &#8220;couch.&#8221;  Note space for tape measure and water cup.  And unintentionally, SA <i>claims,<\/i> the &#8220;Down Under &#8211; NZ&#8221; logo is centred on the back of the chair.  <\/p>\n<p>I guess some people just got the genius.<\/p>\n<p>(design from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewsenior.com\/gallery\/design\/chair.html\"> here <\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/chair_front.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/chair_front2.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/chair_rear.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mere! Sit in the cardboard chair I made! Trombone sat, briefly, got up &#038; ran away. Saint Aardvark shook his head. Continued whittling at the cardboard chair with his Leatherman of Doom. Reached a satisfactory point, I guess. Put the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=993\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[52,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-993","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cardboard","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=993"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/993\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=993"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=993"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=993"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}