{"id":992,"date":"2008-02-09T21:51:09","date_gmt":"2008-02-10T05:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=992"},"modified":"2008-02-09T21:51:09","modified_gmt":"2008-02-10T05:51:09","slug":"bathroom-notes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=992","title":{"rendered":"Bathroom Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a metal box in old-style women&#8217;s bathrooms.  It&#8217;s for used sanitary pads.  It is often attached to the stall wall, next to the toilet paper dispenser.<\/p>\n<p>The metal box in the women&#8217;s bathroom at the small mall near our house has two labels (from a real label maker) stuck on it:<\/p>\n<p><b>Please use bags to dispose of pads<\/b><\/p>\n<p>and below, a helpful addendum:<\/p>\n<p><b> Place pad in bag and then place bag in box<\/b><\/p>\n<p>But there are no bags in the bathroom stall.<\/p>\n<p>However, the bathroom itself is surprisingly lovely.  Spacious &#8211; easily 10 stalls &#8211; and clean, with real sink taps that turn on and off and release hot water and cold and, best of all, have written on them &#8220;hot&#8221; and &#8220;cold.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It has become a special hatred of mine, public bathrooms with only cold water taps that only stay on for 5 seconds at a time.  Especially those public bathrooms that post signs accusing me of being a filthy germ-bringer.  Yes, after using your moist, unkempt facilities, Metrotown, I would love to wash my hands for the full, recommended 20 seconds but not in icy cold water and not if I have to keep taking my hands out of the germ-killing water to turn the tap back on, thus re-contaminating myself.  Usually I don&#8217;t worry very much about germs but if everyone who uses the bathroom at Waterfront Centre does a quick swish under the cold tap and then hits the paper towel dispenser with their wet hands, well, I&#8217;m predicting mass germ transfer and there are a lot of cruise ship patrons strolling through that building.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should start carrying my own label maker. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a metal box in old-style women&#8217;s bathrooms. It&#8217;s for used sanitary pads. It is often attached to the stall wall, next to the toilet paper dispenser. The metal box in the women&#8217;s bathroom at the small mall near &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=992\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,36,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ew","category-new-westminster","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=992"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/992\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}