{"id":985,"date":"2008-01-29T19:56:20","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T03:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=985"},"modified":"2008-01-29T19:56:20","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T03:56:20","slug":"live-from-an-oceanfront-oasis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=985","title":{"rendered":"Live!  From an Oceanfront Oasis!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am blogging from the Business Centre of the <a href=\"http:\/\/wickinn.com\"> Wickannnnnninnnnnish Inn <\/a> and boy are my arms tired.  We&#8217;re on a 2-day vacation while Trombone is minded by his grandparents in some of Vancouver&#8217;s finest, iciest, surprise SNOWSTORM OF THE CENTURY weather.<\/p>\n<p>SA&#8217;s Dad: I&#8217;m bringing my sandals and shorts to Vancouver for my WINTER VACATION!  HA HA HA!<br \/>\nMe: Uh, we get snow here sometimes&#8230;<br \/>\nSA&#8217;s Dad: HA HA HA!  I&#8217;m going to get a TAN in VANCOUVER in the WINTER!<br \/>\nMe: Careful now&#8230;<br \/>\nSA&#8217;s Dad: Jesus, where did all the SNOW come from?<\/p>\n<p>So we ran away.<\/p>\n<p>Everyone is very nice to us here.  And also, they all smell like spa products.  We ate dinner in the lounge overlooking the restaurant overlooking the ocean.  I had a  wild mushroom, cheese curd pizza with lemony arugula topping it and SA ate something described on the bill as &#8220;1 Wicked Burger.&#8221;  His french fry dip tasted like cherry cough syrup (no, it really did) but other than that, no complaints.<\/p>\n<p>There are three green apple cores in the garbage can next to the desk that holds this computer. <\/p>\n<p>OK!  Off to listen to Michael Buble in our room on the cd player that sits next to the bed which is king sized and has 5 pillows.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am blogging from the Business Centre of the Wickannnnnninnnnnish Inn and boy are my arms tired. We&#8217;re on a 2-day vacation while Trombone is minded by his grandparents in some of Vancouver&#8217;s finest, iciest, surprise SNOWSTORM OF THE CENTURY &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=985\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food","category-outside"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}