{"id":984,"date":"2008-01-28T12:55:36","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T20:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=984"},"modified":"2008-01-28T12:55:36","modified_gmt":"2008-01-28T20:55:36","slug":"sad-realization-44","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=984","title":{"rendered":"Sad Realization #44"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always held a special, nostalgic chamber in my heart for Janis Joplin&#8217;s rendition of &#8220;Summertime.&#8221;  This afternoon, Radio Paradise played it, right after playing &#8220;I Grieve&#8221; by Peter Gabriel and I was all set to maudlin up for the afternoon.  Suddenly I realized that Janis Joplin singing &#8220;Summertime&#8221; sounds exactly like Marge Simpson.<\/p>\n<p>Exactly.  I could picture the blue hair wibbling as she worked the mic and her little, wailing cartoon mouth.  <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even like The Simpsons.  But I used to like Janis Joplin.<\/p>\n<p>So yes, something has broken deep inside me, <b>but<\/b> I am going out shortly to buy some Functional Boots (my rubber boots have a leak!  and also no insulation!  Wacky West Coast Weather has struck the Wacky West Coast and tomorrow we&#8217;re going as far West as we can without actually going in the ocean [more about that later]) and hopefully the finding of same, on sale, in my size, will dull the pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always held a special, nostalgic chamber in my heart for Janis Joplin&#8217;s rendition of &#8220;Summertime.&#8221; This afternoon, Radio Paradise played it, right after playing &#8220;I Grieve&#8221; by Peter Gabriel and I was all set to maudlin up for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=984\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-shoes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}