{"id":970,"date":"2007-12-30T21:11:41","date_gmt":"2007-12-31T05:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=970"},"modified":"2007-12-30T21:11:41","modified_gmt":"2007-12-31T05:11:41","slug":"oh-facebook-you-sadden-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=970","title":{"rendered":"Oh Facebook.  You Sadden Me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From my Facebook &#8220;news feed&#8221; which tells me who among my friends is SOOOO EXCITED FOR NEW YEARS!!!!!! or &#8220;tired of the dumb asses&#8221; or &#8220;watching TV,&#8221; comes this poignant piece of news:<\/p>\n<p><i>Joe Blowe (not his real name) updated his profile. He is now looking for friendship.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Maybe I will gently remove myself from Facebook for the new year.  I was going to quit when I got to 50 friends but then I forgot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my Facebook &#8220;news feed&#8221; which tells me who among my friends is SOOOO EXCITED FOR NEW YEARS!!!!!! or &#8220;tired of the dumb asses&#8221; or &#8220;watching TV,&#8221; comes this poignant piece of news: Joe Blowe (not his real name) updated &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=970\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggity","category-not-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}