Please consider these lyrics by the inimitable Kellie Pickler (and does anyone else love the word inimitable<\/i> as much as I do? I just LOVE it. Fun to say, fun to type.)<\/p>\n
Kellie Pickler, Things That Never Cross A Man’s Mind<\/b><\/p>\n
I need to go shopping
\nThese shoes are all wrong
\nJust look in my closet
\nNot a thing to put on
\nI wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
\nThings that never cross a man’s mind<\/p>\n
Lets turn off the tv
\nNow can’t we just talk
\nLets lay here and cuddle
\nTil we both drift off
\nIf we don’t make love
\nThat’ll be just fine
\nThings that never cross a man’s mind<\/p>\n
That joke is too dirty
\nThis steak is too thick
\nAin’t no way in the world I’ll ever finish it
\nThat car is too fast
\nThis beer is too cold
\nAnd watchin all this football is sure getting old
\nWish I was workin this weekend
\nNot on the lake reelin my line
\nThings that never cross a man’s mind<\/p>\n
Her lips are too red
\nHer skirt is too tight
\nHer legs are too long
\nAnd her heels are too high
\nBoy, she looks like the marryin kind
\nThings that never cross a man’s mind <\/i><\/p>\n
I see your thick, fucking steak and I am going to eat the hell out of it. <\/p>\n
No but I really think that you can never emphasize enough how different the sexes are. You know – men. Women. Never the twain shall meet. It’s so good<\/b> that there are blatant expressions of idiotic stereotypes out there, disguised as humourous “woman power ballads” floating in the hazardous air for all of us to internalize, agree with and perpetuate. Hooray! OK! No more country music station for me!<\/p>\n
I updated my list of blogs over there to the right. I am a bad citizen of the blogosphere so I will probably not make it to all those newly listed sites to say, hey, I read your stuff and I think you’re awesome like homemade macaroni and cheese with bacon, in fact I’ve been lurking here (argh there’s that WORD again!) for years and just wanted to let everyone else in the world who reads my blog (all 22 of you) know that I think you’re fabulous.<\/i> <\/p>\n
So if you see this page in your referrals and you come over to see what the hell? Hi! I think you’re awesome like homemade macaroni and cheese with bacon and trust me, that’s a compliment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Please consider these lyrics by the inimitable Kellie Pickler (and does anyone else love the word inimitable as much as I do? I just LOVE it. Fun to say, fun to type.) Kellie Pickler, Things That Never Cross A Man’s … Continue reading