{"id":941,"date":"2007-11-24T18:47:29","date_gmt":"2007-11-25T02:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=941"},"modified":"2007-11-24T18:47:29","modified_gmt":"2007-11-25T02:47:29","slug":"this-goes-out-to-all-the-punsters-in-the-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=941","title":{"rendered":"This Goes Out to All The Punsters in the House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear <a href=\"http:\/\/fourcarrot.dymund.com\"> Michael,<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I thought of this joke the other day.  Then I forgot it, in part because it is terrible.  Today I remembered it and so I feel obliged to dedicate it to you.<\/p>\n<p>Q: What was David Bowie&#8217;s job title when he worked for the government?<br \/>\nA: Space Auditor!<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re welcome!<br \/>\n&#8211; c&#8217;fairy<\/p>\n<p>PS: This is an actual position with the government.  It&#8217;s someone&#8217;s job to measure cubicles in government offices and ensure the offices conform to the specifications set by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pwgsc.gc.ca\/comm\/index-eng.html\"> Public Works and Government Services Canada.<\/a> Yep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Michael, I thought of this joke the other day. Then I forgot it, in part because it is terrible. Today I remembered it and so I feel obliged to dedicate it to you. Q: What was David Bowie&#8217;s job &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=941\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,17,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-941","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-music","category-not-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=941"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/941\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=941"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=941"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=941"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}