10 minutes ago. Saint Aardvark is looking in the fridge for lunch items. I am on the couch, drinking coffee.<\/i><\/p>\n
SA: Can I take this potato salad?
\nMe: Yep
\nSA: Cool. You can have the left over bean whatnot.
\nMe: OK
\nSA: OH! And I’ve got leftover potato soup at work! YES!
\nMe: …little heavy on the potatoes?
\nSA: “Hello, peanut gallery? I’d like to return your shipment…”<\/p>\n
– 30 seconds later – <\/p>\n
SA starts muttering to himself.<\/i><\/p>\n
SA: Well, as long as we’ve got one<\/i> then it’s OK and we have got one so it’s OK
\nMe: One what?
\nSA: Cup for Trombone. He only needs one cup and I think we have one clean. Maybe even two. Or three. (holds up three fingers for emphasis)
\nMe: Try the cupboard.
\nSA: (blank look)
\nMe: The cupboard? Or the other cupboard? I think I saw some in the other cupboard.
\nSA: I’m looking in the cupboard where I put the cups. There are only ‘novelty cups’<\/p>\n
I walk over to the kitchen, where the first cupboard door is open, displaying no cups. Open second cupboard door. Gesture to cups in cupboard<\/i> <\/p>\n
Me: CUPS.
\nSA: OH! This isn’t the cup cupboard, though. I put all the cups in this<\/i> cupboard.
\nMe: No, you’re right. That’s why I was surprised to see them there yesterday. go back to couch<\/i>
\nSA: joking <\/i>Why’d you put them THERE? That’s not the right cupboard!
\nMe: YOU put them there. That’s why I’m surprised you couldn’t find them. take another swig of coffee. Resume typing.<\/i><\/p>\n
SA: You’re going to remove my head in my sleep, aren’t you?
\nMe: Maybe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
10 minutes ago. Saint Aardvark is looking in the fridge for lunch items. I am on the couch, drinking coffee. SA: Can I take this potato salad? Me: Yep SA: Cool. You can have the left over bean whatnot. Me: … Continue reading