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I’ve spent the day moving things upstairs in preparation for The Great Carpet Removal 2007. Took a brief break to buy some secondhand maternity clothes from the friend of a friend and am now the proud owner of jeans that don’t fall down every time I bend over. Stopped for a coffee and box of mojo potatoes and am preparing to do my 5th load of laundry of the day before packing up the essentials and heading over to my parents’ place for the weekend.<\/p>\n

I moved all the things a pregnant woman should move (and a couple I maybe shouldn’t have) and now the living room looks like the below photo. That’s our new floor in boxes on the left. Stay tuned for the sweet, thrilling after. <\/p>\n

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