{"id":907,"date":"2007-10-24T05:25:54","date_gmt":"2007-10-24T13:25:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=907"},"modified":"2007-10-24T05:25:54","modified_gmt":"2007-10-24T13:25:54","slug":"smatter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=907","title":{"rendered":"Smatter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No attention span and no ideas.  Can&#8217;t keep eyes open.  Feel like remains of accident = person v. truck.  Bullet post!  Three wishes!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I want a hyberbaric chamber to sleep in.  Every morning I wake up feeling more like road jelly and I know it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m sleeping tense; jaw clenched, fists clenched, knees locked, head aching.  This morning I woke from a dream where I wandered a giant hospital looking for my appointment.  I wasn&#8217;t the only one; I accumulated a band of fellow lost people as I wandered.  I think if I had a hyperbaric chamber to sleep in I would have much more relaxed somnobulentness.  Not to mention a better grasp of the English language.<\/li>\n<li>I want it to be spring.  When I drive at 7 am and it is dark outside I feel like I am going to the airport because that has historically been my only reason to be driving at 7 am.  When I arrive, not at the airport but at one of my two childcare locations, I am invariably disappointed.  The dark is fucking with me, y&#8217;all.  (I like fall, I do.  I like crisp fall days and warm fall days and fall days when you look at the bare trees and think, &#8220;Hmmm, it&#8217;s fall, how apple-cidery!&#8221;  But I am too tired for it to be fall, you know?  Yes, mostly this is a post where I whine about being tired.  <\/li>\n<li>I want just a wee bit of energy and inspiration so that I can take part in <a href=\"http:\/\/nablopomo.ning.com\/\"> Nablopomo<\/a> and not completely embarrass myself.  OK.  A lot of energy and inspiration.  Trainloads.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Utterance makes manifest so post your wishes below if you like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No attention span and no ideas. Can&#8217;t keep eyes open. Feel like remains of accident = person v. truck. Bullet post! Three wishes! I want a hyberbaric chamber to sleep in. Every morning I wake up feeling more like road &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=907\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggity","category-threes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}