{"id":902,"date":"2007-10-14T12:36:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-14T20:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=902"},"modified":"2007-10-14T12:36:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-14T20:36:16","slug":"i-get-all-my-calories-from-lard-and-sucrose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=902","title":{"rendered":"I Get All My Calories from Lard And Sucrose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I looked at the calendar today and realized it is October 14th.  I have not really been paying attention but I think I thought it was October 10th today?  I think I have thought it was October 10th for about a week.  Kind of like for the first few months of this year I thought it was 2006.  Not *still* but for the first time.<\/p>\n<p>The trees are all tarted up in red and orange.  I went out today without a jacket and had to bounce up and down to keep myself warm while Trombone swung in the swing.  He has a swing addiction.  He will sit in a swing for half an hour, perfectly happy.  It&#8217;s fine, I don&#8217;t mind, but I am going to start taking a folding chair with me to the park because I don&#8217;t need to be standing up that whole time.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of my lazy ass, my eating habits during this pregnancy are startling.  Last time I wanted healthy food &#8211; mandarin oranges by the caseload, whole grain toast with butter &#8211; but this time it&#8217;s much more random and particular to the moment.  A few days ago I NEEDED cucumber with a need that was very noisy and needful.  And then, just as quickly, my presence was required at the ice cream trough.<\/p>\n<p>Last night we decided to order food in.  Usually our conversations are brief about this sort of thing &#8211; first, there are only 5 things to choose from in the Mizzle and second, we would have had one of them last week. But last night I was being difficult.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chinese?&#8221; said SA.<br \/>\n&#8220;Nah.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Baked lasagna?  Ravioli?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nah.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Pizza?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Nah.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Malaysian!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Mmm.  I don&#8217;t think I feel like any kind of Asian.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So we went up to the supermarket and got some groceries.  As we walked in the door, suddenly I felt an overwhelming urge to find the frozen mozzarella sticks.<\/p>\n<p>And once I found the frozen mozzarella sticks it was just a couple of inches to the frozen potstickers, frozen empanadas and frozen &#8220;firecrackers&#8221; (deep fried dough the size of a large cigarette, stuffed with spicy beef and cheese).  At the checkout I watched my hand reach into the fridge and grab a bottle of Coke.  Ack!  What up, babby?  You tryin&#8217; to give me the gestational diabetes or what?<\/p>\n<p>I have just finished two handfuls of peanut M&#038;Ms and I think I will wash them down with yesterday&#8217;s Coke.  Trombone has decided an hour and a half is long enough for today&#8217;s nap and so I must go toddler wrangling.  Luckily I have already consumed my day&#8217;s calories and should be good on a sugar high till about 4 pm.  Huzzah!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I looked at the calendar today and realized it is October 14th. I have not really been paying attention but I think I thought it was October 10th today? 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