{"id":898,"date":"2007-10-03T08:27:55","date_gmt":"2007-10-03T16:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=898"},"modified":"2007-10-03T08:51:45","modified_gmt":"2007-10-03T16:51:45","slug":"today-its-purple-like-my-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=898","title":{"rendered":"Today, It&#8217;s Purple.  Like my Shirt."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.schmutzie.com\/2007\/09\/814-great-mofo-delurk-2007.html\" title=\"The Great Mofo Delurk 2007\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v491\/schmutzie_pickles\/buttons\/purple.jpg\" alt=\"The Great Mofo Delurk 2007\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s sweet Wednesday.  Off-ramp to Thursday.  Connector road to the weekend.   The LONG weekend.  Yes, it&#8217;s Canadian Thanksgiving.  <\/p>\n<p>I am wearing a very comfortable, slightly snug purple v-neck long sleeved t-shirt.  Co-worker A just called it my &#8220;coming out&#8221; shirt because it displays my bulgy belly quite nicely.  Not that I need the shirt; the gossip mill is working its magic in my workplace. This is how I like to announce major events at work &#8211; everyone else does the discussing behind the scenes and then I just confirm rumours and get to stop trying to suck my gut in so much.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, what are you wearing?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s sweet Wednesday. Off-ramp to Thursday. Connector road to the weekend. The LONG weekend. Yes, it&#8217;s Canadian Thanksgiving. I am wearing a very comfortable, slightly snug purple v-neck long sleeved t-shirt. Co-worker A just called it my &#8220;coming out&#8221; shirt &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=898\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-898","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babby","category-bloggity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=898"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/898\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=898"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=898"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=898"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}