Yesterday I received an email telling me I had won 413 thousand British Pounds in the UK BIG LOTTERY. What an awesome name for a lottery. Why mess around with clever titles. Cut to the chase. It’s big. Bigger than Donald Trump.<\/p>\n
Speaking of Donald Trump, yes, I have been watching The Apprentice Los Angeles. I know I am the only one in the world who is watching it so I feel pressured to let you all know that last week’s reward for the winning team was to create a song with Snoop Dogg. Please let lame business people NEVER EVER EVER try to rap again. Snoop’s posse was all holy shit I know it’s Donald Trump and we’re on TV and all, but seriously can we kick these peoples’ asses? please Snoop?<\/i> and Snoop was all Nope. I’ve got my reasons.<\/i><\/p>\n
Speaking of mind-bendingly awful television, yesterday I turned on TYRA and got Jon Stewart instead. I think Jon Stewart is pretty awesome. But – and I feel ashamed typing this – where is my Crazy? I need my Crazy. Without my Crazy, how do I get to feel more sane? Jon Stewart does not help me feel more sane. <\/p>\n
Speaking of Kill Me Now, I am Obviously Not Fit to Live on this Planet Amongst You, I watched 30 minutes of the first episode of the Pussycat Doll reality show. I watched until 12 of the 18 semi-finalists came down with pukey virus (no, I did NOT need to see actual vomit spewing from the mouth of a heavily made up teenager and splashing into a toilet bowl; I have been to the Blarney Stone [local Irish pub beloved on weekends by hoardes of college kids] on a saturday night, thank you) and then I realized that unless they bring on the finalists of The Apprentice to perform a freestyle battle against the finalists of The Next Doll I have no need to turn that show back on ever.<\/p>\n
Finally, I have been receiving the plaintive cry of the emo-spam0r for a few days now in my comments (I suppose because this is what spam0rs think of bloggers, s\/he keeps trying and trying with the same maudlin words):<\/p>\n
I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve basically been doing nothing worth mentioning, but so it goes. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve just been letting everything pass me by lately. I feel like a bunch of nothing. Maybe tomorrow. I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t gotten anything done for a while. My life\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been completely bland today, but pfft.<\/i><\/p>\n
Apparently, if I go to emo-spam0r’s website, I can purchase all the hanky-panky-enhancing and mood-altering drugs I want, at a fraction of the retail price! Heal thyself, emo-spam0r! Pfft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Yesterday I received an email telling me I had won 413 thousand British Pounds in the UK BIG LOTTERY. What an awesome name for a lottery. Why mess around with clever titles. Cut to the chase. It’s big. Bigger than … Continue reading