{"id":779,"date":"2007-02-25T08:05:53","date_gmt":"2007-02-25T16:05:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=779"},"modified":"2007-02-25T08:05:53","modified_gmt":"2007-02-25T16:05:53","slug":"the-cheeseblog-stream-of-semi-consciousness-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=779","title":{"rendered":"The Cheeseblog: <i>Stream of Semi-Consciousness<\/i> Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the dark, in the glider, with a baby permanently attached to me, my thoughts flash bright like fireworks and then disappear. By which I mean bright like loud and intrusive, not bright like brilliant.  To wit:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; I love my new bag<br \/>\n&#8211; Mary Poppins is a really nasty woman<br \/>\n&#8211; advice to the expectant mother esp. re: appropriate chairs for nursing\/cuddling<br \/>\n&#8211; OMG We Are Totally Getting Our Car (in 3 days\/in 2 days\/tomorrow\/Today!)<br \/>\n&#8211; places I am going to go in our car<br \/>\n&#8211; I had a dream that I was on the road with the Hillary Clinton For President campaign<br \/>\n&#8211; the differences between the 8 week and 8 month old baby, esp. re: public transit<br \/>\n&#8211; I would like someone to dance on my body till the bones and joints go back to where they&#8217;re supposed to<br \/>\n&#8211; I figured out why the knuckles on my left hand are cracked and dry<br \/>\n&#8211; should I dye my hair?<br \/>\n&#8211; I can go to the best shoe store ever in our car <i>(add to mental list)<\/i><br \/>\n&#8211; screw having seen any of them &#8211; I have only <b>heard<\/b> of one of the Oscar nominated films<\/p>\n<p>I can expound at length if one (or many) of these topics grabs you by the collar and shakes you senseless.  I also take requests.  I play wicked air drums but absolutely no Tom Waits covers. I like coffee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the dark, in the glider, with a baby permanently attached to me, my thoughts flash bright like fireworks and then disappear. By which I mean bright like loud and intrusive, not bright like brilliant. To wit: &#8211; I love &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=779\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-779","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bloggity"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=779"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/779\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=779"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=779"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=779"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}