{"id":773,"date":"2007-02-16T15:21:33","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T23:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=773"},"modified":"2007-02-16T15:21:33","modified_gmt":"2007-02-16T23:21:33","slug":"three-magical-things-spotted-on-our-afternoon-walk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=773","title":{"rendered":"Three Magical Things Spotted On Our Afternoon Walk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Elvis Presley disguised as a Japanese man smoking a cigarette.  Sideburns.  Glasses.  Glittery gold vest.  1:30 pm on a suburban side street.<\/p>\n<p>Another suburban side street called Oliver, disguised as an alley, ending after three houses in a large field of grass with a swingset and several large tires for playing in.  Near the magical corner of 3rd St. and 3rd Ave.<\/p>\n<p>A cat shimmying down &#8211; DOWN &#8211; a telephone pole. Like a furry little firefighter.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elvis Presley disguised as a Japanese man smoking a cigarette. Sideburns. Glasses. Glittery gold vest. 1:30 pm on a suburban side street. Another suburban side street called Oliver, disguised as an alley, ending after three houses in a large field &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=773\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-outside","category-threes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=773"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/773\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=773"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=773"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=773"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}