Hey you guys know that song “Jesus Built my Hotrod” by Ministry? Of course you do, you cool kids. And you know the part (possibly in the extended remix – dammit where IS that mixed tape?) where they shout, “Drag racing! Drag racing!”? Well, sometimes when I’m at home, sharing a peaceful moment with Trombone, watching him plant his face in the carpet and then kick his feet madly and then look up, hoping to have moved a few feet closer to the catt, I think, “Childproofing! Childproofing!” and then I laugh a little to myself and then I weep a little, too and have another martini and wrap my silk robe a little tighter in case I should have to answer the door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hey you guys know that song “Jesus Built my Hotrod” by Ministry? Of course you do, you cool kids. And you know the part (possibly in the extended remix – dammit where IS that mixed tape?) where they shout, “Drag … Continue reading