{"id":740,"date":"2006-12-21T10:04:11","date_gmt":"2006-12-21T18:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=740"},"modified":"2006-12-21T10:06:55","modified_gmt":"2006-12-21T18:06:55","slug":"i-keep-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=740","title":{"rendered":"I Keep Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"

This year in Vancouver, BC, with our weekly windstorms, untimely snow and constant temperature fluctuation is possibly the worst year EVER to put a giant, inflatable decoration on your lawn to celebrate the season.<\/p>\n

Because I find such decorations somewhat creepy anyway, due to their one-two-punch
\n1. they have faces and
\n2. they’re bigger than me, the number of flat, mournful Santas and Frostys coating peoples’ lawns in my neighbourhood makes me somewhat glad, but also somewhat melancholy because there is little more depressing than something which is meant to be inflated being, instead, deflated. <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Also, the website where I found that photo? Is quite terrifying.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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