{"id":727,"date":"2006-11-30T16:17:33","date_gmt":"2006-12-01T00:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=727"},"modified":"2006-11-30T16:18:26","modified_gmt":"2006-12-01T00:18:26","slug":"more-with-the-hilarious-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=727","title":{"rendered":"More with the Hilarious!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, first, are they gonna make a Clerks III?  (that is rhetorical and, I hope, a big, fat joke because knowing that Clerks II exists [which it does] nearly did me in)  If so, me and my newly-retrieved (hooray for boxes of winter clothes!  a day too late but nevermind) hat would like to audition for the role of Jay.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/jay.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Also, when there&#8217;s snow and people with babies can&#8217;t go outside?  This happens:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.torturedpotato.com\/terrifying.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, first, are they gonna make a Clerks III? (that is rhetorical and, I hope, a big, fat joke because knowing that Clerks II exists [which it does] nearly did me in) If so, me and my newly-retrieved (hooray for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=727\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,26,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-movies","category-trombone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}